MAYORMCHEESE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[So... Brawl was delayed..]

NOOOOOO

fuuuuck, now it won't be released until june 2010

anyways, i give this a 10 for the VideoCompiler sound effect alone

Jimtopia responds:

Thanks dude!

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 149]

Great...

Now it's soon going to involve Pokemon I don't know shit about.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Where are those reviews I love? :(

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 138]

Let's be honest about something...

...lifeis DROOL!!! But what if life had more ADOLF!?!? Hahaha, yes, the kids love Adolf's adventures. Maybe not forever, but they sure do think he's decent at the moment!

*ADOLF BACKPACK* - Be the coolest backpacker in your 'hood with this new Adolf backpack! Features his face, a cup holder, and pencils! Comes in three colors: Red, Blue, or Orange. *EXCLUSIVE SKYMALL COLOR*: Silver!

*ADOLF TALKING REFRIDGERATOR MAGNETS* - So darn what I spelt it wrong! Slap these on your fridge to add 'tude to da food! "Get me off this crazy boat! Hahaha.

*ADOLF BARBEQUE HAT* - Wear this at your next child's birthday party. Fun for everyone! In two colors: White and Black. *EXCLUSIVE SKYMALL COLOR*: Purple!

*ADOLF CD BOOKLET* - Holds up to 12 CDs. Comes in blue.

*ADOLF BOXERS* - SM, M, L, XL, XXL

Order now! Accepting Visa and MasterCard.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I want all that merc. :(

[-=Around the World=-]

This is pretty fantastic!

Good first work, my only suggestion is that some of the sprites weren't clear enough, and next time make sure Mario DOESN'T say 'Mama mia' a million times!

Heil responds:

okay, i will do that

[Adolf Hitler:CAI493+D 135]

Hey, what's better than ADOLF?

Yes, that's right kids: ADOLF BABIES! Everyone's favorite crazy German is now in diapers, but still with more tude than ever!

As Baby Adolf's nanny leaves him alone in the playroom, AMAZING things HAPPEN!!! Dinosaurs! Airplanes! Giant... DONUTS?! Oh, Adolf!!! Ha ha ha.

Join Baby Adolf and his friends - Baby Sheryl Crow, Baby Raekwon, and Baby Illwillpress - as they go on CRAZY ADVENTURES!

Cool4Kids magazine calls it "Hilarious dribble!". Nickelodeon calls it "Cool!". Entertainment Weekly calls it "Worst programming I've ever had to watch in 20 years. F"

Watch 'ADOLF BABIES'! Weekdays at 3 PM on UPN. Since only four episodes were ever made, you'll be sure to see the same adventures over and over again!!!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I want one of these groundbreaking reviews every day sir!

[A Bad Day For Yoshi]

So stupid, but I loved it.

My one big complaint for this is that the whole 'click to play' concept gets real annoying. Especially after a scene that barley lasts two seconds. Still pretty damn hilarious though.

Bomber109 responds:

I agree. The only reason for that was the audio, so, I'm going to code all my sounds in next time (which is how I did Luigi's Space Machine).

[Naruto & Sonic Hentai #1]

OBJECTION!

Your honor, the parrot's name is Polly, just like his wife who committed suicide after the murder!

Heil responds:

gay

[Ultimate: Mario Vs Sonic]

Oh, get a grip, guys.

This was hilarious. I totally didn't expect that at all, and I couldn't stop laughing near the end. The rough animation and how ugly Mario looked just made it better. That and the fact that some of the reviewers before me seem to miss out on the joke entirely... how the fuck is that possible?

I hope this gets more recognition.

Wampo responds:

wooow...
i'm a fav of yours... and you have a deity whistle... i'm honored :O

2 favs >:D

[Sonic-The last bubble]

*This* is what sprite movies are all about.

Not flashy motions, not random pop culture references, not {x} vs {x}, not 'mario got decapitated on the flagpole lol!!1', etcetcetc... To me, it's about clever movies where it actually reminds you of the original games, and this one has it. That little two-tailed bastard stole more bubbles than I can remember and it still irks me. (Though I eventually just used Sonic solo)

The Flash isn't great looking and it's amateur material sure, but it's actually funny, unlike 2/3 of all sprite movies I've seen in the past two or three years. Sprite movies like this used to be real fun to watch, then it all started going down the shitter. No wonder people hate them so much now. Aside from the whole visual and 'you didn't make them blalbablbla' aesthetic, they just aren't entertaining to watch now. It's like there's some unwritten rule on NG somewhere that now all sprite movies have to be confined to being about only five subjects or so. Really, I was so goddamn relieved to actually see something unique like this after all those horrible sprite movies that have cluttered the Front Page for years and years now.

Wow, I went off on a tangent. Must have been the coffee. Anyways, good work, and I hope your future intentions are just as good. Peace.

RicPendragon responds:

I agree, I try my best not to be like the other 2/3 of sprite animators, I try to make things people will enjoy. This was a quick 6 hour project made to help clear my head a long time ago.
I like to make comedy related to the games, unlike some other random jokes >_> *cough oddball crackups cough*
I would really like to hear your views on my later animation, Sonic 15 Years of Mistakes. And the soon to be finished sequel :P

[30 Second Collab #3]

Well I'm sorry

Only one I thought was awesome was TSM's. :[

Little-Rena responds:

Uhh