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[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 26]

Adolf has DONE IT AGAIN!!!

No, he hasn't eaten all the potato chips! Hahaha! This time, Adolf has invented a TIME MACHINE to travel back into time! Yes, in the new DVD 'Adolf's Adventures in TIME!!!', Adolf invents a time machine to go back into time to prevent himself from eating a spicy meatball! Unfortunately, he's terrible at making time machines, so he ends up in all sorts of crazy places! The Stone Age! The STONED Age! Jerusalem! China! Even a Moses-centered Egypt! Watched as Adolf hilariously tries to convince the Pharoah to free the slaves, but fails miserably at every step! 'Let my people... uh, eat a turkey sandwich!' D'OH!!! That's not supposed to happen! Hahaha.

And yes, Adolf falls in love again! This time with Veronica from early 19th century Britain. Hey teenagers! Her body's bustier than Melissa's! YOW!!! All testosterone aside, Adolf tries his best to win Veronica's heart, but just can't seem to win her over! Will he get the chance? Or will he eat more cupcakes? Or... wait a second, ADOLF!!! Hahaha.

Join Adolf as he TRAVELS BACK IN TIME!!! On DVD this July. Rated PG-13.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I should make Adolf Throughout History once this series is over.

[Bahamut: ATWI80D 01]

Bahamut rules!

But he's such a coward!

Murray responds:

Of course I rule, but I am such a lazy bastard. :P

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 25]

'Adolf's Romp in Argentina', the soundtrack!

Featuring brand new tracks by Simple Plan, XZibit, and Outkast! Plus music from Black Eyed Peas and M2M!

Best soundtrack ever, yo!

OUT NOW! AVAILABLE AT TARGET!!!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Adolf has a better taste in music than that >=U

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 23]

What else can I say about this movie?

Because the critics are going CRAZY over 'Adolf's Easter Day'!

'Best movie EVER! 5/5. Better than Princess Mononoke.'
~ Roger Ebert

'Haha, it's so funny! Hilarious! Awesome attitudes!!!'
~ Nick News

'An important movie expressing the rage against the US' invasion of Iraq, as viewed through the eyes of an illegal immigrant from China.'
~ Some newspaper

'It sucked, I want my money back.'
~ Some idiot

In theaters NOW!!!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Roger Joseph Ebert (born June 18, 1942 in Urbana, Illinois) is a film critic who writes for the Chicago Sun-Times; his reviews are syndicated to over 200 newspapers in the U.S. and abroad. He is also a long-time co-host of a syndicated television program featuring his film criticism, first for 23 years with Gene Siskel and since Siskel's death, with Richard Roeper on Ebert & Roeper.

In 1975 he became the first film critic to win a Pulitzer Prize for Criticism. Ebert has honorary degrees from the University of Colorado, the American Film Institute, and the School of the Art Institute of Chicago. He received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in June 2005, the first professional film critic to receive this honor.

Through his newspaper reviews, books, television shows, and lectures, he has contributed considerably to the appreciation of film among members of the North American public. He also runs a special section of his website devoted to what he deems to be great films.

Since 1999 Ebert has hosted the annual Roger Ebert's Overlooked Film Festival in Champaign, Illinois.

[Acid Speed Ep2: NG Cameos]

Sega got on you for this series?

Wow, too bad. I'm guessing they haven't seen the other NG Sonic movies...

Good job as always.

Blaklyon responds:

I'm guessing the same thing. They're acting like my animation was the most offensive, flash parody about sonic ever made. Those nazi fucks... Anyway, Thanks for the review!

[Adolf Hitler: A Tribute]

Hitler looks like Walt Disney.

Coincidence I THINK NOT

Absurd-Ditties responds:

You could be onto something here.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 22]

Adolf discovers... ATLANTIS!!! Holy cow!!!

The most amazing place in the world? No, not the ice cream parlor, you big dummy goofball, Atlantis! And that's what Adolf is currently visiting in his brand new TELEVISION SERIES (yes, you read that right!) 'Adolf Visits Atlantis'! Every day at 8 Pm on Fox, Adolf will battle sharks, go out on dates with mermaids, and... eat steak? Darnit Adolf, you can't eat steak underwater! Hahaha.

The critics love it! The audience adores it! Chimpanzees are going BANANAS over this movie! It's UNBEARABLE, says a polar bear! Anymore puns I can think of? NO!!!

Adolf may no longer be a star on the silver screen, but he's now in our homes everyday, whether we want it or not! 'Adolf in Atlantis', now playing! TV-PG. Viewer Discretion Advised.

(My reviews are burning out)

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I wondered why Disney, Paramount, Fox etc. started ringing me...

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 21]

Oh boy oh boy OH BOY!!!

What's cool in life? Skateboarding? Eating hamburgers? Flying a kite? Cool! But I'll tell you what's NOT cool; DRUGS! And that's the lesson of the new movie 'Adolf and the Evil Leaf'. Yes, Adolf's back, and he has the new shoes to step the groove! Only if his mother won't stop him. D'OH!!! Hahaha.

It all begins one sunny but terrible day when Adolf is approached by Snakey the Snake, who offers him 'grass seeds'. Adolf refuses! He knows that drugs will kill him, and that he won't be smarter anymore. Plus, they're illegal! Grass Seeds are illegal in 49 of our beautiful Red States. Yes, it's legal in one of them. I'm looking at you, Utah, you miserable Liberal bastards.

So anyways, Adolf learns that life is good, get the girl, so on so on. Rated G yadda yadda. Help me. I've been kidnapped and I'm forced to watch all 400 Adolf movies. Please send help.

Just kidding!!! Out now on DVD and VHS.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

I need my daily dose of MAYORMCHEESE reviews. They're my drugs ;_;

[Alphabet Collab]

Thank you very much!

I never knew that ¥ was such an important letter of the alphabet!

Masculine responds:

Absolutely.

[NG Assassin]

Excellent movie.

I thought it was going to be terrible at first, but it only got better.

Was the assasin motioned after actual movement? The movement looked VERY realistic.

SirHappy666 responds:

Glad you liked it. It was Motioned after actual movement, But It took ages to get things looking right. I did try to tween the character at one point (when he throws the other guy though celin) but it took even longer and looked worse. thanks for the 8