MAYORMCHEESE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[New Year Collab]

Good work.

Happy late new year to you, too! This was a very enjoyable collab. Lots of different scenes and styles that went on. Quite a different collab.

[Life Begins to Suck at 40]

Good follow up.

It's interesting how this changed from several months ago. Liked the storybook idea, although some of the jokes seemed to repeat after a while. Can't wait to see the actual book.

stik responds:

The book is now out. If you would like to buy it it's at http://www.stikshop.co.uk

:o)

[Furry Random Stuffs 2]

Hell yeah.

This is the only sprite series I care about on NG. I mean, seriously, you manage to make it funny and not in the retarded 'LOL WAKCY!!!11' such way like other 'random' sprite series tend to do. Way to go.

Poor Sonic, though. :(

Sonucais responds:

Why dont search about "Be Sprited" series? :)

[=Phoenix Wright Tribute=]

Another fantastic fucking job by Starberry

When I first heard the sound cackles, I knew this was gonna be hilarious. Oh god, that scene with the stretched Phoenix yelling at the judge had me laughing out in tears. I thought Phoenix Wrong was a great series... before, like, they released 80 episodes of the goddamn thing.

Is Phoenix gonna get banned from that courtroom now for racism?

Starberry responds:

uzuuzu shiteiru nanika yaritai
demo yaritai koto ga nai
wakuwaku shitai yo dokoka ikitai
demo ikitai toko mo nai

10% (juu PAASENTO) no SURIRU to ima koko ni aru okane to
usupperai ningen ja manzoku shikirenai
sou motto hoshii motto hoshii yo choudai yo
ima shika ajiwaenai MONO oishii MONO
takusan tabetai

uzuuzu shiteiru nanika yaritai
demo yaritai koto ga nai
DOKIDOKI shitai yo koi ga shitai yo
demo ROKU 2 na YATSU ga inai

kesa no TV (TEREBI) no NYUUSU to ima koko ni aru okane to
awai koi no omoide ja manzoku shikirenai
sou motto hoshii motto hoshii yo choudai yo
imi shika ajiwaenai MONO oishii MONO
takusan tabeta~i

takusan tabetai
tsumannai nai wo nugedashita~i!!!

imi shika ajiwaenai MONO oishii MONO
takusan takusan
takusan tabeta~i!!!

[DOS-MAN]

Not bad, although it did get a little weird.

Pretty funny movie. Lots of nice interchangeable moments with the sprite and the drawings. My only gripe was that it seemed to fall apart at the end without any direction. It just seemed like the first half was ready to go, but then it just decided to take a bizarre turn for the better or worse. But I liked it, very interesting and original Newgrounds movie.

jackbliss responds:

Well let me just say that this movie was greatly inspired by the Movie 2001 Space Odyssey (as mentioned in the Credits) which also has a relatively bizarre ending that makes the viewer think on his own a little more to judge what REALLY happened. So instead of presenting the usual blah ending with everything explained, I gave a slight twist to the entire plot by making the ending seem very detached from the rest of the movie. This was risky but as you said, it gave the whole movie an entirely new level of originality and a powerful unexpected after-effect. Anywayz I'm glad you liked the movie for what it was.

Maybe I should make another movie to explain this movie's ending some time lol.

Thanks for taking the time to review...

[The Bad Animation]

It was okay.

A good way to show off tutorial use. I just didn't like the movie very much, however. The voice started to get really annoying, and the joke in general has been played to death. I get that it's SUPPOSED to look and play this way, but it just didn't do anything for me. Fine attempt at the message, however.

Little-Rena responds:

Umm, yeah.
I get what you are saying P:
Thanks?

[DD3 M-Bot Collab]

...darnit.

I wanted to make an M-Bot movie where he got drunk and sent racist PM's to random users. Now you guys beat me. Oh well, this is ten times better than what mine would be.

Liked the movie. My favorites were MMP's and g0nz0's, but I was dissapointed to see there wasn't a second g0nz0 movie! Well, it's sexy enough with just one!

Recently, a review for a movie that I gave a 1 on - complete with descriptions on WHY I gave it a 1, and with some positive criticism - got deleted. Huh? Oh, M-Bot, not everybody liked Jack-Off-Lantern!

gonz0 responds:

please, go ahead and make your mbot movie, the truth of mbot must be spread!

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 80]

Adolf: THE FINAL CONQUEST!

Well, folks, believe it or believe it, the creators of the popular Adolf video series, which has spawned over 8,000 TV shows, theater films, DVD movies, and Game Boy Advance games (yeah, like anyone played those!), have had enough with making so much awesome Adolf madness! Today, 15 of the 16 employees at A.U.S Enterprises walked out on their jobs earlier this morning, citing various stupid reasons from "I'm married now, and need better ways to support my family" to "this sis racsit sucks BLAMBLAMBLAM". However, one last employee, Clyde the Janitor, stuck to his daily job without even knowing of the walkout. When he discovered that the employees left, he got pissed, drank his sorrow away with Absinthe, and set a fire to the production company.

But don't worry, loyal Adolf fans! Your crappy fanart, disturbing fanfiction, and stupid cosplay costumes have convinced the distributor company, NuGrownds Inc., to release one last chapter in the amazing Adolf series. Titled 'Adolf: The Final Conquest', the DVD combines scenes from the last movie the crew was working on, which was 23% finished, along with new scenes drawn entirely by wonderful artist Waid Faulp, who was pleased to work on this fantastic project.

"It... brought a tear to my eye to see the company burn down," Waid says in an interview included on the DVD as he tries to choke back tears. "Some of the best people worked here, excluding that fucker Clyde, who pissed in my coffee."

In the new, and final, movie, Adolf must save the Earth from a meteorite which will hit in 70 days. The movie chronicles 10 of the days that he spends, most of the time having funky times with all the girls from the previous movies (dddayyyumn) but also trying to find a way to stop this monstrosity! Featuring appearances by Ice Cube, Ludacris, Fred Durst, and Grammy Award Winner Phil Collins, Adolf must stop the meteorite with his best weapon: HIP HOP! Will his positive rhymes convince the meteorite's crying heart to stop? Maybe... if he doesn't stop eating those CHERRY CUPCAKES! Oh no, Adolf, NOT AGAIN!!! Hahaha.

Watch it now on DVD! rated PG-13. On the PS3 this November.

(Ummm, just so this won't get deleted, great movie, funny stuff, blbbablababla, thanks for mentioning my name, it gave me a hardon.)

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Best. Review. Ever.

[Adolf Hitler: ATWI80D 79]

My prediction on 80:

It'll be 12 minutes long and will win the Daily Award.

Anyways I LIKED number 79! Good graphics, funny premise, and as usual, the best intro song ever. I'd turn this into a review of 'Adolf SAVES THE KOALAS!', but I don't think that's possible anymore because M-Bot doesn't particularly like Adolf's movies!

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

M-Bot needs to learn epic reviews when he sees them.

[Barbequebeefburger final]

Ahhh!

What a dissapointment! Surely I was waiting for something absolutely epic to this. I mean, any movie with Hot Butter will get a rating above a 5 no matter how much it sucks (this movie doesn't btw) but I was hoping for more! BBQ fighting dragons! Fucking up ninjas! Something!

The McDonald's pictures were kinda weird! I know I'm MAYORMCHEESE and everything, but why? The girl was hot though. I'll give you that.

Coke a Cola? Michael Jackson? SPIDER MAN? NAKED SPIDER MAN? Oh, why BBQ? Why do you forsake me?

RIP you wonderful bastard. If only you faded away and not burnt out.

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

I came bakc.