MAYORMCHEESE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chiptune Chan]

hey

where'd you get the music from

REPTILICUS responds:

my ass

[abscess]

Whoa

Didn't see this on the frontpage.

Your experimental stuff really blows me away, seriously. Some of the FBF (I assume it's fbf) seemed out of place but otherwise it was good.

50vmp responds:

i dont know how to tween loL

[Family Guy is still SHIT]

I disagree with your opinions.

Family Guy might be one of the best shows on television. A show which Roger Ebert claimed "is one of the funniest and most original shows to hit the TV since the Munsters", Family Guy never deserves any of the hate it gets.

I was furious as South Park complained about Family Guy's humor. Hey South Park, what year is it, 1997? Haha, yeah, f**k you guys. Family Guy's the king baby, if you don't like it, well, you can suck IT.

The show revolves around Peter Griffin and his various family members. Luis Griffin is an average housewife who cares dearly for her family. Meg is a girl who just can't seem to fit in. Chris is Peter's son, who isn't very smart, but tries his best to help his father out. Brian is a talking (!) dog who cleverly works his way around and tries to keep the family out of trouble. Stewie is... well, he's an evil baby who wants to kill his mother. Need I say more!!!

The series debuted on FOX TV in 1999, but with lukewarm ratings was cancelled in 2002. HOWEVER, fans of the show united, and together, all 9 billion fans acrss the globe convinced FOX to bring the show back.

In some of the clips featured in this Newgrounds Flash Movie (NgFM), Peter forgets how to sit, has lunch with his friends, and embaresses his daughter by acting nude in front of her exhibitionist boyfriend. At the end, however, the author very rudely inputs his opinion, which I got to say, actually angered me.

Needless to say, Family Guy is a very funny comedy, appropriate for teenagers 14 and up. This author, however, needs to get his facts straight, and maybe should realize how genius of a show it actually is.

Heil responds:

family guy is shhhhhhhit

[My First Blam]

Haha

Man, I'm sure almost everyone (except for maybe some of the more professional animators) can absolutely relate to this movie. No matter how crappy the movie you submit is you feel kinda dicked when it gets removed in the end.

Good short, although the audio could've been louder.

Nner responds:

Yeah, my sound program isn't grade a..but i will work on it.

[Bitter Bill]

Great short.

Really enjoyed the visuals and how the story went. Lots of humorous little moments and nothing came off forced. The only downside to this is that a couple moments were way too slow and took a while to progress with. I understand why, as the cartoon's meant to have a slow atmosphere, but it got a bit repetitive at times. Otherwise a fantastic short, would love to see more.

Slackman responds:

Well, keep your eyes open. I seriously hope and think that the next one will come sooner. I guess I really need to work on my pacing.

[The Best of Sex0r: 2007]

Great collection.

Sex0r is a very good composer. I danced to all these tracks.

Also 3 wasn't that bad you wussies.

Heil responds:

best one ever imo

[Foany]

holy fuck is this beautiful

how did i go so long without seeing this

my god

WPS is the best animator on newgrounds

W-P-S responds:

thnx bud

[Sprite A Gay: 3]

lmfao

awesome

heil's was great, TEK's was okay i guess, i should've looped my part better. oh well.

overall i give this an 8, great job guys, but i think we need more Tim and Eric jokes and a guy yelling "MY BALLS ITCH!"

ps: heil add me to portal buddies!!!

Heil responds:

okay

[Bahamut's Fav. Reviews]

A review of "Bahamut's Fav Reviews"

I have to admit, I did NOT want to watch this at first. Seeing the 97kb filesize and the Mario head icon, I couldn't help but feel that I was gonna blam this movie straight to hell after watching it. As I clicked the bold "Watch this movie!" text, my cursor inched across the 0 Pico face, as he angrily shouts "BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!". This usually happens whenever I get ready to watch a Cat Crew movie, or a false hentai video.

However, I was not prepared for what I got. A beautiful preloader and introduction later, I witnessed a great movie that could go up very well to the ranks of Indiana Jones or Transformers. Amazing development. Funny jokes. Lots of great content. Appearances by TOM FULP himself (!) and 'Metropolis Circuit' artist rtil, the two performing the roles of Jimmy the Janitor and Fat Seal #3, respectively. Once it ended, I could not believe it.

I sat in my chair. For more than eight minutes. Then I rushed my cursor over to the NG BBS.

I begged every single user on the BBS to check out the movie "Bahamut's Fav. Reviews". Most scoffed at me, but a few believed in my spirit, and went to blow their minds away at this marvel. My newspost was entirely dedicated to this movie, and received 300 comments! (Although 287 of them were by Betty calling me a whore, but still) I sent PMs to every user I knew, claiming how this movie changed my view on Newgrounds.

The movie begins with Bahamut greeting the Newgrounds viewers at home. Then, he goes through some of the best reviews in his personal opinion, and tells the people why he likes them. An optional Speakonia node is available for use. One of my greatest reviews is involved, although maybe not as great as my reviews for the final ATWI80D movie or "Saddam Death Video Leaked".

Overall, good movie, but could've been more visually appealing.

kinggila responds:

This review is epic³

[woopa]

Haha, look at the silly dragon.

So red and funny-looking. Heeheehee!!! Standing in front of a flashy background. With crazy music. So funny. I found it hilarious. Nice graphics/tweeing/etc. Dragons are fuckin funny. Damn, this is a good movie. I suggest everyone watches it. I described this movie in this review and everything I said happens in this movie.

LordZeebmork responds:

sadly it will still probably get dicked for not agreeing with the popular opinion