MAYORMCHEESE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Genderless Helps Sonic]

cool

great sprite animation, very funny dialouge. hope to see part 3 soon. ~ MAYORMCHESE

Orangebeef responds:

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[2009 Years]

aw :[

i hope jesus gets well soon! maybe he'll go camping with santa <:')

golfinho responds:

very thanks for all reviws MayormCheese!

[Okapi]

save

the okapis

golfinho responds:

yeh! save the okapis and destroy the pandas

[Tim Burton's Movie Pitch]

"Tim Burton's Move Pitch"

In the fine tradition of monkey movies comes TBMP, Tim Burton's Movie Pitch. This film only got a limited release here in the states, but in the fine country of Canada it was the number one kids film, and who could blame them for making it so. This film follows the adventures of Tim, a mischeavous little primate that is a wizz at playing hockey. So, what is the worst team in the league going to do, of course, recruit Tim to come in as their ringer and assist them in winning games. This film comes to us from the makers of Duck, a fine line of family films, not personally my thing, since they all had a dog, monkeys are the way to go. This film is great for everyone. It has elements that everyone can get into, team work, overcoming adversity, hockey, and of course, a crazy little primate named Tim.

boinky33 responds:

-Gene Shalit

[mozz race]

what is the music

it's pretty good even though i am bored of chiptune

Orangebeef responds:

it was just some random shit that played on kohina.com idk the name )-:

[Sprite A Day: 34]

i give a 3

for the tim allen sprite

newgrounds is dangerously low on celebrity sprite films. i have tried to set a good example using shaq as the main villain of my movies. sometimes it works. mostly it doesn't. but shaq is a good character none the less.

what makes celebrity spirtes funny are that they are beyond creative imagination. was there ever a 'Ghost' NES game? i would've loved to see a whoopi goldberg sprite in sprite a day 50 or something. a big celebration, hosted by whoopi. whoopi is one of my favorite video game characters of all time. in the top 10, AT LEAST. she's no alex kidd, but still.

i've always wanted a charles bronson sprite collection. the death wish series on the SNES were quite good. DW2 wasn't as good as DW1 but it still played fine. my favorite death wish sprite parody is "Death Piss 2" by randy solem. i love it when charles went "fucking shit!" and took a shit on penny bain. ahahah, gooooood times

my goal with utilizing shaq is to create a nice atmosphere in the ninja kids movies. sometimes he's lonely. sometimes he's crazy. he's very four dimensional. on ninja kids X3, which i won a daily first place award for and received $20000 for, people wrote that shaq was their favorite character, and in the scene where shaq finally confronts aero the acrobat, some of them even cried. randy solem himself said that he deleted rise of the mushroom kingdom cause i topped him. wow. think about that for a second.

in the end, we could all win by celebrity sprite films. gilligan's island on the nes has not received a sprite parody yet. neither has snoopy's wacky sports, or michael jordan in the windy city on the SNES. remember baby's day out? i don't, but a rom for the genesis exists. imagine the possibilities. sprite a day 70, baby's day out edition. just imagine.

other than that though, not very good. the one with kiddy kong chasing that anime guy was amazing but got ruined by that dumb joke of dixie fucking donkey kong. so, i give it a 3. keep all my important criticism in mind, though.

MeatwadSprite responds:

we'll never do that ever - you come up with dumb ideas

[Pokemon Master EP 19]

wait

that's not a pikachu, that's a raichu. watch me as i go complain to the bbs.

Hulalaoo responds:

lair ! THIS IS PIKACHU MUTANT !!!

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep1]

Girlchan in Paradise. A shameful production.

Ah, the VHS section of the thrift store. I've discovered nightmares, and I've discovered dreams. Mostly nightmares, however. As I made my way across the VHS rack, clutching a used, scratched OMC 'How Bizarre' single CD in my left hand, I made way across a title that caught my eye. Now I realize that I could've gone blind just looking at it.

Girlchan in Paradise. Released in the US in 1998 (originated in Japan in 1991) this was either released to a) compete with the Pokemon craze or b) hope to hit with the next anime hit ala Sailor Moon. On the back, it claims to have a soundtrack by The Offspring and Monster Magnet. Wow. Sign me the fuck up, I was sold already. There was also about fifty warnings of nudity, and a screenshot of the lead heroine caught with ripped clothes in an alien trap.

First off, the dubbing. Garbage, I guess. The lead character sounds like a nerd with an east coast accent. The late Lorenzo Music makes an appearance as some fat guy who makes bad one liners. I guess they just thought of Garfield or something as they saw that fat guy.

Speaking of Garfield, ever had the short lived Garfield fruit rolls? I bought a pack of those off eBay and they're all black. What the H*ck. I ate them anyways, and they taste like a mix of charcoal and old orange juice. Not bad, 5/10. Would eat again, maybe when I'm drunk and downloading porn.

Anyways, there's the girl. She has big ummm.... "torpedos" ;), and she sounds like she's 12! What the h*ck. Also I saw her panties a lot, and her voiceover is also the same voice that says the DiC logo after Inspector Gadget.

Okay, I'm sorry, but I can't stop thinking of Garfield foods! I'm munching on delicious Garfield Mac and Cheese right now (8/10) and my stomach is just GROWLING for more! I went on eBay and purchased more Garfield food, to feed my exotic needs. Mmmmmm Garfield gummis... I give them a solid 10/10! Even from 1979 they taste sweeter than lukewarm water.

Oh god, back to the anime. In the first episode, Girlchan loses her power to talk with animals and so she can't understand what her cat is trying to say to her. She spends the whole episode getting her powers back only to discover that her cat was saying "I want your boobs bitch" the whole time. What the h*ck. I am wasting my time. I angrily bit into my Garfield caramel popcorn (4/10) as my pants got stiff staring at the cartoon panties.

The next episode is based around Girlchan's pet pig, Petals. Petals is scared of a dog next door or something. I didn't care. I jerked off while this episode played to pass the time.

Okay, there's a third episode, but I didn't give a shit. As I got my fatass up, I stumbled over to the VCR and threw the tape in the trash. I couldn't stand that bullshit anymore. I was too busy jerking off and eating Garfield food to really care, I guess.

Overall, 1/10. And a great 9/10 for Garfield Sour Candies.

Egoraptor responds:

I think you were watching another series.

[Mega Awesome]

i hope

i never hear that fucking dr wily song ever again

BEST MEGAMAN SONG is the sparkman theme

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

you sir, are wrong

[Casper & Spooky 13]

awwww

narutofan is lovely :')

boinky33 responds:

Yeah, but I should probably stop using him so much.