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Adolf of Arabia

The NEW hit motion picture that's sweeping the nation! Adolf is stranded in Saudi Arabia, where he is deemed the king after a weird accident! Starring Adolf, Christina Millian, Sticky Fingaz, and Academy Award Winner Halle Barry, this movie will tingle your senses! Rated PG-13, contains violence and brief sexuality. Now Playing.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Sounds like a smash hit.

Adolf's MYSPACE PROFILE!!!

ADOLF
"Help! I've fallen and I CAN'T GET UP!!!"
Male
99 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States

Last Login: 9/24/2006

Adolf's Latest Blog Entry:

"My Adventure in Zimbabwe" (view more)

About Me:

Uhmmm.... well, I'm not good with introductions! Hi, I'm Adolf. I like Garfield! I hate Mondays too! Yoink!

Who I'd Like to Meet:

Jefferson Starship and Weird Al Yankovic!

Adolf has 4,600 friends.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

That few friends?

Adolf's touching tribute to Steve Irwin.

This Monday on NBC at 8 PM, Adolf will go on air live to celebrate Steve's amazing journey through the animal kingdom. Join him as he watches clips of Irwin's most daring moments, along with comments from special guests Whoopi Goldberg, Flava Flav, and Nick Cannon. Rated TV-PG, Parental Advisory suggested.

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Sounds hot.

Adolf is BACK!!!

Yes, after spending long months locked inside a cold prison cell, Adolf is freed from his prison! In his new DVD adventure, "Adolf in Funtown!"!

Join Adolf as he sings! Teaches Math! Eat pie! Hahaha. After getting whistled by a fellow policeman for kicking a dog, Adolf is back and better than ever!

Critics agree! "The Only Good Adolf Movie Yet! Thumbs Down", says Roger Ebert. AintItCoolNews says "LOL 2/5". DFox posts, "What? What is this shit? No! No! Damn you! This isn't supposed to happen!"

Catch ADOLF IN FUNTOWN now on DVD!!! Rated PG, contains a thong scene.

(Welcome back, this was longer but I accidently inserted a weblink and the review system deleted my whole last draft >:[ )

AfroUnderscoreStud responds:

Adolf was frozen in time, he wasn't arrested for kicking a dog =(

DFox is the one doing time.

Dude, I can't hear anything!

It looks like a good movie, but the horrible voice volume just ruins it. Add captions to the next movie, or get a better mic, at least.

EternalRabbit responds:

advice taken!

Holy shit! EPIC BATTLE!!!

After a YEAR-LONG wait, the epic second part of the Sonic and Mario battle is FINALLY HERE! Blood, guts and naked Goombas fill up the screen in this devastating fight, showing no mercy to those who pray for forgiveness! Koopas crash, robots smash, and Tails loses... a tail! Don't miss the FINAL CONCLUSION in August 2007! I'm touching my anus already!

Murray responds:

Wow.

Hmmmm, good movie.

I left my opinion on the New Numa movie already (it's on page 3, maybe 4, of my reviews) so I won't bother stating it again. But as for the movie, well, it was alright, could've done without the computer voice, and those reviews weren't as stupid as some of the other ones I've seen for the movie. It's a good concept though.

Hoogiman responds:

Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina,
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize,
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry Uncle,
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues,
Well they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe,
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!

Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia,
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth,
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh tell me where in the world is... Oh tell me where can she be?

Ooh, Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam,
Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu...!

Well she glides around the globe and she'll flimflam every nation,
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery,
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations,
Tell me where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

DWARFINATORclock GO GO GO!!!

I couldn't stop staring at your sexy faces!

Next time include BatteryClock in the dance for sexy fun!

DWARFINATORclock responds:

BatterClock is a guy. And he doesn't live anywhere near here.

Simple, but funny.

It's not totally great, but it's still pretty humorous. Not all movies need to be five minute long extreme freakouts to be funny.

Oh, and don't take the 0 I gave in sound personally, it's just... I hate Toby Keith...

boinky33 responds:

Me too.

Eh.

I don't get the point of all these 'random spritez lol@!1' movies that are all pretty much Robot Chicken + Sprites. It's rarely funny (only one I've really liked is FRS) and usually just involves bouncing game characters and stupid jokes. There were a couple humorous moments in this one (Mario getting hit by the football guy) but everything else was just Wazzup jokes (What the fuck) and Megaman yelling some buzzed microphone dialouge. C'mon, I'm sure you guys could do a LOT better than this.

rebaz responds:

hey there MayoRMCHEESE,
wassup?
nothing much ey? well thats ok,
dont worry, i wont reply and say you are a total dick and shitXD,
well ok, lets start
why you dont get this, maybe cause you dont got any humor, allot of there....i dunno, suposed to not to be funny, but it cracked the hell out of me, and heh,
there is no robot chicken in Europe, well atleast not in Netherland, so when i posted this, i didnt know about Robot chicken, and so far i heared, robot chicken issent THAT funny, and come on, please stop saying ''stupid jokes'' in part 2, we put allot of effort in it, its realy hard to think of spoofs, specialy of spoofs THAT HASSENT BEEN DONE BEFORE,(remember that part, realy important), wazzup jokes? come on dude, there was better stuff then''WAZZA'' , and megaman screaming some stuff, yea:P
put your volume down dudeXD he is saying ''shut up'' and NO!, we could not have done better, but we did in part 2, we didnt knew people would like it this much, please dont bug us, for people liking this, I DONT SAY!, that we are good in stuff, but we never knew people would like this crap, yes crap, its stupid, and has dry humor, if there is any last thing to say, i'l just say, YOU ROCKZORZ, CAUSE YOu HAVE MADE A TRIBUTE YO SHUNSHINE CREW LAWL!, and you realy did that, even it was a hate/love flash, i would not care,..there was nothing funny, or hateable about it,xD LMAO, =D!

- Rebaz
- and hello from BS crew =D!

some of your pass videos were crap but i liked this one for the space jam song and tha guy dancing but you should made him dance differently because he was not with the beat of the song and you kept makin it recycle through the same dance you could have u

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