Score: 10

""Tim Burton's Move Pitch""

submission: Tim Burton's Movie Pitch

date: November 20, 2009

In the fine tradition of monkey movies comes TBMP, Tim Burton's Movie Pitch. This film only got a limited release here in the states, but in the fine country of Canada it was the number one kids film, and who could blame them for making it so. This film follows the adventures of Tim, a mischeavous little primate that is a wizz at playing hockey. So, what is the worst team in the league going to do, of course, recruit Tim to come in as their ringer and assist them in winning games. This film comes to us from the makers of Duck, a fine line of family films, not personally my thing, since they all had a dog, monkeys are the way to go. This film is great for everyone. It has elements that everyone can get into, team work, overcoming adversity, hockey, and of course, a crazy little primate named Tim.

Score: 3

"add to"

submission: Son's Revenge

date: November 8, 2009

dragon ball z collection

Score: 10

"cool"

submission: The Edgecrusher Collab

date: September 28, 2009

cool

Score: 10

"what is the music"

submission: mozz race

date: August 27, 2009

it's pretty good even though i am bored of chiptune

Score: 10

"i give up"

submission: Poozy eats chips

date: August 15, 2009

kill me

Score: 3

"i give a 3"

submission: Sprite A Day: 34

date: June 23, 2009

for the tim allen sprite

newgrounds is dangerously low on celebrity sprite films. i have tried to set a good example using shaq as the main villain of my movies. sometimes it works. mostly it doesn't. but shaq is a good character none the less.

what makes celebrity spirtes funny are that they are beyond creative imagination. was there ever a 'Ghost' NES game? i would've loved to see a whoopi goldberg sprite in sprite a day 50 or something. a big celebration, hosted by whoopi. whoopi is one of my favorite video game characters of all time. in the top 10, AT LEAST. she's no alex kidd, but still.

i've always wanted a charles bronson sprite collection. the death wish series on the SNES were quite good. DW2 wasn't as good as DW1 but it still played fine. my favorite death wish sprite parody is "Death Piss 2" by randy solem. i love it when charles went "fucking shit!" and took a shit on penny bain. ahahah, gooooood times

my goal with utilizing shaq is to create a nice atmosphere in the ninja kids movies. sometimes he's lonely. sometimes he's crazy. he's very four dimensional. on ninja kids X3, which i won a daily first place award for and received $20000 for, people wrote that shaq was their favorite character, and in the scene where shaq finally confronts aero the acrobat, some of them even cried. randy solem himself said that he deleted rise of the mushroom kingdom cause i topped him. wow. think about that for a second.

in the end, we could all win by celebrity sprite films. gilligan's island on the nes has not received a sprite parody yet. neither has snoopy's wacky sports, or michael jordan in the windy city on the SNES. remember baby's day out? i don't, but a rom for the genesis exists. imagine the possibilities. sprite a day 70, baby's day out edition. just imagine.

other than that though, not very good. the one with kiddy kong chasing that anime guy was amazing but got ruined by that dumb joke of dixie fucking donkey kong. so, i give it a 3. keep all my important criticism in mind, though.

Score: 9

"wait"

submission: Pokemon Master EP 19

date: June 18, 2009

that's not a pikachu, that's a raichu. watch me as i go complain to the bbs.

Score: 9

"This owns."

submission: DOOM Complete Sound Board

date: March 24, 2009

I think there's two different pain sounds for most of the monsters though.

The baron death is the coolest SFX ever.

Score: 10

"so i'm wondering about naruto"

submission: FagGrounds Protectors

date: March 15, 2009

does it hurt all those girls who go bare naked in the fishnets. like they're jumping around while the fishnets irritate their skin. i mean damn.

anyways great game i got #3 in world leaderboards!!!

Score: 10

"what does the power sayan say about this flash!?!"

submission: Sonic Sayans ep56 ptA6

date: March 3, 2009

it's "over nine hundred" XD