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[Furries In Space Ii]

aye aye lady xerfantes

hahahah holy shit for some reason that line got me the most

[Chun Li's SNATCH]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

i wish chun-li was my friend's mom

[mozz bomb]

A classic Mozz film

Mozz Bomb is not a serious film; it's a comedy with a cartoonish style, but it's a wonderful example of what such an exaggeratedly wacky movie should be. Starting on the foundation of the basic 1980s screwball comedy, it transcends the other B movies of that genre with its characters and its own unique laugh-out-loud moments.

m0zz in particular steals the show as Mozz, but he's still there to back up the main character squf (LordZeebmork), whose own cartoon creations--the cute and fuzzy bunnies--are determined to thwart his quest to find love. The standard '80s comedy elements come into play with Ms. Levon (MisterLevon), who's trying to save her grandfather's house from a nasty stereotype villain who wants to build a lobster restaurant in its place. Everything seems to click pretty well in the movie; it doesn't have any dull spots and the humor stays pretty fresh even at a second and third viewing. It's become one of my perennial favorites.

There are some especially worthwhile moments, mostly due to m0zz's wonderful zaniness. The Tom Fulp scene alone makes the movie memorable. The cartoons drawn by Zeebmork's character appear now and then to illustrate how his search for love is going; those cute and fuzzy bunnies are vicious.

Parents take note: This is family fare; feel free to watch it with your kids. There's nothing really objectionable in the movie, and Levon stays dressed for a change. It's plenty funny without being raunchy, which is fairly refreshing. If you like a good top-of-the-line goofy B movie as much as I do, mozz bomb belongs in your collection. I can't wait for it to appear on DVD.

[mozz race]

what is the music

it's pretty good even though i am bored of chiptune

Orangebeef responds:

it was just some random shit that played on kohina.com idk the name )-:

[the geico collab]

Best Fleek flick ever

Laugh...Try not to when you watch this movie. The story plot begins with a twist and a mistake...and this is where the fun also begins. So, try not to laugh.

There is also something to learn that we can take in to our own lives.

So, sit back and laugh and think how your life would be chaged if you were in the actor "Splatter's" place and what you would do if you were faced with the same thing as he was.

I think our country would be a better place to live and we all would be happier and more appreciative of each other.

[Poozy eats chips]

i give up

kill me

[Absoulutly Pointless]

oh wow

i will ever complain about SAD ever again after i watched this movie

i liked the animation though

[Sprite A Day: 36]

good job paperbat

you captured davidzx's personality perfectly

[Sprite A Day: 34]

i give a 3

for the tim allen sprite

newgrounds is dangerously low on celebrity sprite films. i have tried to set a good example using shaq as the main villain of my movies. sometimes it works. mostly it doesn't. but shaq is a good character none the less.

what makes celebrity spirtes funny are that they are beyond creative imagination. was there ever a 'Ghost' NES game? i would've loved to see a whoopi goldberg sprite in sprite a day 50 or something. a big celebration, hosted by whoopi. whoopi is one of my favorite video game characters of all time. in the top 10, AT LEAST. she's no alex kidd, but still.

i've always wanted a charles bronson sprite collection. the death wish series on the SNES were quite good. DW2 wasn't as good as DW1 but it still played fine. my favorite death wish sprite parody is "Death Piss 2" by randy solem. i love it when charles went "fucking shit!" and took a shit on penny bain. ahahah, gooooood times

my goal with utilizing shaq is to create a nice atmosphere in the ninja kids movies. sometimes he's lonely. sometimes he's crazy. he's very four dimensional. on ninja kids X3, which i won a daily first place award for and received $20000 for, people wrote that shaq was their favorite character, and in the scene where shaq finally confronts aero the acrobat, some of them even cried. randy solem himself said that he deleted rise of the mushroom kingdom cause i topped him. wow. think about that for a second.

in the end, we could all win by celebrity sprite films. gilligan's island on the nes has not received a sprite parody yet. neither has snoopy's wacky sports, or michael jordan in the windy city on the SNES. remember baby's day out? i don't, but a rom for the genesis exists. imagine the possibilities. sprite a day 70, baby's day out edition. just imagine.

other than that though, not very good. the one with kiddy kong chasing that anime guy was amazing but got ruined by that dumb joke of dixie fucking donkey kong. so, i give it a 3. keep all my important criticism in mind, though.

MeatwadSprite responds:

we'll never do that ever - you come up with dumb ideas