MAYORMCHEESE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[A Tribute to the NES]

Decent.

I liked the idea of showcasing some of the horrible deaths in the games. Like when you think you're alright and then BAM enemy kills you out of nowhere. The fake scenes kinda ruined it though, if it was all scenes that could happen, this movie would be a favorite of mine.

[An odd Nintendo short]

Uhhh

Well, you were honest about the title. Amusing movie, albeit it confused me a bit.

[Yoshi's Tutorial]

Good tutorial.

Very clean and easy to use, and it looks like you learned from that menu problem I mentioned about in my review of YMBM. Really nice, good work.

BTW, I just realized I used one of your reviews in my Sunshine Flash! :o Watch the abusive reviews, buddy!

Bomber109 responds:

Thanks a lot.

(Those Sunshine Flashes are all pieces of complete and udder shit! I won't stop reviewing like that for something that's that shitty. In fact, I think all people who submit more than like, two of those are complete shitheads who don't understand the preferred quality rate of the portal. Especially the people who submit one every single fucking day! They're worse than any blammed thing you could find, and yet they all pass! Is something is wrong with the reviewers of the portal! Stuff like that doesn't deserve to pass, along with all the other done-in-10-minutes shit. Though, I do take some of that back (and what was in the review) because I can see people like you only make several and then stop, which is good. I was just kind of pissed off at all the sunshine shit in the portal when I wrote the review.)

[Yoshi meets Baby Mario]

Okay, this thing's WAY too confusing.

Let's start off with some pointers here:

- Confusing interface. Oh God, I've never seen so many psychadelic colored buttons in my friggin' life. Make them all the same size and a little less colored up.

- You can't even see the movie itself. What's up with that? It took me about five minutes of screwing around with that menu to notice the movie was playing. I couldn't even see what was going on half the time. You should have an intro to let people know the movie's playing. Oh, and keep the buttons in small, tiny portions at some corner of the screen.

- Get rid of the cursor. Looks neat, yes. Works, barely.

For the movie itself, it wasn't anything special, but I might've enjoyed it much more if it wasn't for all that crap. You should release a fixed version of this movie without the menu.

Bomber109 responds:

-This is OLD!

-Sounds like your a dumbass here, it takes up 60-70% of the screen! Use your eyes!

-Agreed, I should make a better cursor.

Yeah.

[Sauron's Big Friggen Eye]

Funny stuff.

Yeah, his eyes ARE pretty dry! Nicely done, I've always wanted to see a Ben Stein parody on NG.

[Samus vs Kirby]

It was amusing.

I really liked the style of this Flash. Short and funny, and nice graphics, too. The sound recording was really crappy though, but I guess that was to make it realistic.

Oh, and reading these past reviews, I've now realized how much fanboys fucking suck. "RSRSRSARRAS KIRBY DIED ARGGGGHHH YOU SUCK" has been used in almost every review for any (Character) Vs. (Character) movie that isn't Randy's MvS game. Not to mention when these idiots go on for paragraphs describing in excruciating detail how the character would win and why. Goddamn idiots, sometimes I wish VG movies never existed so that I wouldn't have to put up with them.

Okay, sorry about the rant, carry on...

[Earthbound Atomic Wedgie]

Okay.

I loved the animation, but the movie itself was just boring. It wasn't very funny, either, and the ending was entirely too predictable. However, I gotta give you a 10 in sound for Fear Factory.

[Mario's 20th anniversary]

Really good.

A great tribute to Mario's anniversary. Each scene worked great with the movie, and didn't disrupt the flow.

A question though, why wasn't -Thomas-'s movie included? It was one of my favorite scenes.

DJJ-asshole responds:

Major problems, the sound didn't fit, and some parts were better.

[Throwback the Duck Ep. 0]

Cute.

This was an outstanding movie. It managed to be good and interesting without slowing down once. It was really nice to see some more of the obscure games mentioned too, like Adventure Island and Hogan's Alley, instead of just the usual Mario and Link references. Also found it funny when Throwback tossed the gold Zelda game at the Playstation seller. This looks like a great series and I can't wait to see more of it.

[Bbq-ish Space Race]

SPACE RACCCCEEEEEEE

Is Space Race to BBQ like Boat Races were to 80's movies?

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Yup.