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people on NG are pretty lame

Posted by MAYORMCHEESE - November 19th, 2008


i feel ashamed of myself for starting a new post over the amazing "gimme dat alcohol" video post but i wanted to get this off my chest

im sure some of you have played (or at least noticed) the Cooking mama parody that just got uploaded to NG. it's PETA sponsored and pretty biased in favor of meat of course but i dont think it's a bad game myself. it reminds me of NG's older assassin-like games, the feeling is very oldschool

that being said, does the content of the message or whatever really irk people that badly? opinions of PETA aside I dont' see why people would despise the game, other than not liking the game mechanics

such as these reviews:
"First off, the actual game is shit. There were many problems with the mouse controls and it was pretty much all the same. That's what you get when the developers are hippies who suffer from protein deficiency. Go fuck yourselves and stop guilting people to engage in self destructive dietary practices by showing them cherry picked video clips from third world factory farms. Stop ruining peoples clothing just because they chose to not wear shitty artificial fabrics. Lastly, stop demonizing a children's game because it happens to feature meat dishes.

There is nothing wrong with Cooking Mama and nothing wrong with preparing already dead animals. Stop making us look like savages by making normal food preparation look disgusting. There is no blood or feathers in eggs and when you cut meat, it doesn't bleed profusely. I hope Nintendo sues your ass for billions and makes you homeless so you have to live off of McDonalds. If that doesn't happen, then I hope you know that thousands of rodents and reptiles where mashed to death by the combines that harvest the soy needed for the bland tofu-turkey you will probably have this holiday season. This Christmas, I will eat 4 different meats and will beat the shit out of every Peta member I see protesting around my favorite butcher and clothing shops."

yeah one sentence of "ummm i didn't like the mouse!!!" and a five-page rant on the content. and of course 'People find this review helpful!'. what does this have to do with anything? i can go to any message board and see "GODDAMNIT I HATE PETA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK", this isn't opening my eyes or anything.

"Seriously, this is a direct rip-off of Nintendo's franchise. You guys are going to get your asses handed to you in a lawsuit so bad, and I'm going to laugh when that happens.

Also, you're trying to convert people to vegetarianism on Newgrounds? Do you know the kind of people that there are here??? Jeez."

lawsuits again. why do people wish lawsuits on NG movies? anything on NG? this site's already been fucked by the likes of Peanuts/Smurfs/Lego/etc. oh wait its a movie/game i hate I HOPE THEY GET FUCKEN SUED (see: sprite movies)

"The world hates PeTA.

What pisses me off even more is that Newgrounds front-paged this.

Seriously PeTA, this is natural selection at work. It happens in nature, it happens with humans, too. We eat turkeys because they are easy to kill and eat. That's the way life is. Please leave normal people alone."

yeah it does suck that NG front paged this, more dumb reviewers will leave their eyeopening opinions!!!

"Aside from being heinously bugged (I rarely even had a mouse; pulling the organs out of the ass cavity was IMPOSSIBLE for me on a laptop), this preachy shit has no place in society.

You want to make a Flash that's worthwhile, make SimImmigrant or something. Please. Turkeys have no federally protected rights? What about HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS? People get shot trying to cross the border here ALL THE TIME.

So please, spare us your buggy, message-heavy, pro-vegetarian crap. Eating meat is a proud tradition in my family, and we're not going to cash in our hedonism so we can become estrogen-laden, tofu-eating, turkey-hugging twats."

FUCKING HIPPIE FAGGOTS STOP TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY TURKEY oh the game is buggy i guess

uhhhhhh it goes on and on and on

FUN TIP FOR NEWGROUNDS REVIEWERS:

- don't let the message get to you too hard

latttttteeeeeeer

people on NG are pretty lame


Comments

kay

yep

I agree, I really don't like PETA but that isn't any reason to hate on a good game, that is honestly just like most old school NG fare, coming up with whatever shit reason they can think of to try to hide the fact that they are being biased out the ass

yeh

fuc peta

yeh

OKKKK....

both sides suck fuck.

yeti believe we shoudl judge the game as a game, and THEN look at the moral or propaganda it gives. afterall...
PETA is annoying, and i have to tell, what the fuck? if i want to eat meat, i will eat meat people have ben doing this for centuries, and really some species couldnt survive in nature without humans, like cows, or chickin!
hah, yea its real.

so, instaed of finding ways to agrravate people, they should just warn kindly that ''making fur coats'' its bad, and wrong. yet i dont agree that meat eatin' is murder. thats just stupid. also i may believe that people who scraem that ''YOU WILL GET LAWSIUT'' are as stupid as the makers of the vid. yea. i mean, game is silly, and the reviewers are.

so LETS TAL

K

review1. starts good, gets good, but after first paragraph fucks up. bad. he really ruins his point by getting TOO SRSLY crazy

review no.2

bad.

yet has a point. most people on ng love meat. haha
(get it)
review 3 and all the other

actually he's right. he reviewd the game, told taht human lifes rae even more of value, and did portrays the value of his traditi n on thanksgivin

YET

TOO SRS

so, yea, ng serious bussiness.

they should calm down.
same with the organisation tho

3 didnt review the game at all. 4 did, just barely.

fuc peta s

i should get over myself!

i mean yo 3 reviews you showed nao

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