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[Wii Are Sold Out]

Well...

People always ask because it's really the only way now to even get a Wii. My sister got a Wii when she went to a store, asked about any Wii's, and even though there weren't any systems on the shelves the guy said "uhhhhh yeah we got some today, hold on"

The movie was funny, and the animation was great, but damn, those voices were the worst thing ever.

[Goomba vs. Mario]

Wow!

Did you edit those sprites yourself? Those were pretty good.

This was a decent movie, but the fight was loose and a bit poorly thought out. The ending, while funny, was a bit anticlimactic, too.

[Pokemon Uncut]

Too fucking awesome.

I was laughing way too hard throughout this. Every scene caught me off guard and it was all just too much for me. That 'WOHOOHOO I HAVE PORN!' line made me laugh so hard that I had to reset the movie because I missed out on what happened afterwards. *This* is what actual good random humor should be, not all that other 'random' shit out there.

DuDuL responds:

Pro Random ^^ XD

[The Ascension to Funklord]

Nice, a TJ%E movie.

This definitely had it's moments. The voices were kinda grating after a while, but Mario's was pretty spot-on. The scenes with the jukebox and Mario's 'last move' were great. This is a great movie, no wonder it had Front Page.

[S.M.W. Deleted Stupids]

Aha, ohhhhh

I gotta give you credit. I've never liked any of these 'blooperz!!1' sprite movies but I smiled a couple times during this one. Like that joke with the goal; Way too similar to all those 'SMB flagpole' gags but I couldn't help myself from finding it funny. At least it's for SMW and not SMB, anyways.

It's not bad all around but it'd be better to see some more variety in the future instead of just 'blooper movies'.

[Sprite TV 2]

Well, it has it's hits and misses

I didn't like the first STV so much, but I gave this one a chance. Lots of work and improvement this time around (nice tongue-in-cheek intro, too) but I can't say it's *much* better than the first. There were some pretty funny parts, sure, but I ended up pushing the 'skip scene' button a lot. (Thanks for that, btw)

There was still a lot of "sound byte from show/movie synced to animation" scenes going on. Now, there were moments I actually laughed at some of these (the Earthbound/Ferris scene) but for the most part it's just so annoying and seems like filler. It's the same problem I have with Phoenix Wrong flashes. Yes, it's a funny clip, but now [game character] is saying it! Please, stop it. At least the ones with the recorded voices were original.

That's pretty much the only major complaint with the series. It's like I said in the first STV review; It's not *bad* for the most part, I just don't find it funny, or as funny as it could be. It's better than shit like Skittlez and Bitz (do they still make those? probably not) but it could be so much more.

Okay, making this positive, some of my favorite parts:

Earthbound/Ferris
Metal Slug/Videocompiler
Yoshi hit by the rock
Excitebike (the first two parts anyway, it got a bit redundant afterwards)

So yeah. There's my review. How could I review a Flash movie on a beautiful night like this!?

Osuka responds:

Well, we tried to add it some styles of homour, from the most stupid, stupiest, stupidert, and some more intelligent

but that is the joke of the collab, to make a lot of random stuff

Thanks for the review :3

[Zelda: Navi's Advice]

It's decent.

Good play on the joke. Ends kinda quickly though, before the twist really sets in. Nothing great but it's worth a watch.

[Mario Likes Shrooms]

Heh, not bad.

Just a short movie but it was pretty funny. The sound effects during the vomiting scene really made this.

Casualty responds:

Thanks mate! And yeah, I love my own sound effect ideas too.

[PokeFun!]

...interesting.

You seem to be good with Flash, whether you've improved or not I don't know, since I haven't seen your older movies.

In any case, this collection of shorts wasn't bad, but to be honest it just wasn't funny. Some of the jokes were bizarre, which I give you credit for, but to be honest the rest were just really lame. At least you're not doing jokes like 'loool pikachu smoked a bong and farted!!!11', but seriously, I waited for the joke to hit and it ends, and I'm like "Huh?"

Also, to get nerdy here for a second, if you manage to put more than six Pokemon in a healing center in a game, the balls go on forever and it glitches up your game.

Good luck on your future movies, but tweak the humor a tad bit.

[How NOT to do Flashmovies]

I must say

I really enjoyed the music. What is wrong with me?