MAYORMCHEESE's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Atrocious Furry Comic]

Oh dear, HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

This is too much. Too much in so many different ways.

That voice of the artist at the beginning cracked me up so much, along with the narration intro voice, making it seem like such a big deal. And then the characters came on and hooooly shit. The voice of that white.... thing at the end was pretty much the perfect ending.

This and 'Erotic digimon adventures' remind me of that Sonic: Search for love series a while back. Why NG hasn't made a collection page for all these movies yet, I'll never know.

[Foany]

holy fuck is this beautiful

how did i go so long without seeing this

my god

WPS is the best animator on newgrounds

W-P-S responds:

thnx bud

[Sprite A Gay: 3]

lmfao

awesome

heil's was great, TEK's was okay i guess, i should've looped my part better. oh well.

overall i give this an 8, great job guys, but i think we need more Tim and Eric jokes and a guy yelling "MY BALLS ITCH!"

ps: heil add me to portal buddies!!!

Heil responds:

okay

[Golden ASS Blooper]

lmfao this is awesome

this should've totally been used

my part got rejected too but it was nowhere as good as this

[Sprite A Day: 29]

You guys are seriously running out of ideas

Haven't half the jokes in this movie already been used before? 'Great job', that goomba, that strawberryclock thing, etc. There was almost nothing in this Flash that seemed new at all, aside from the fact that it's a new game's sprites.

Maddflash and Canine were the only two I'd say were actually original... well, maybe not Maddflash's cause of that meme, but at least it was one of the closest to the game itself. Canine's wasn't even that funny either, but it was so much relieving to watch after all those other scenes.

My suggestion to any SAD author reading this: Stop repeating jokes, cause it's not funny anymore and makes you look lazy. Try to have humor that's somewhat close to the game itself. Even if the joke will be lame, it's more respectable than *put sampled audio here* set to *put game sprite here*.

Anyways the whole point of this is that I'm a total dork who still likes watching these, but they can still be so much better and not just another daily gimmick.

[Caruto 2]

Haha, CARUTO!!!

Up to his old shenanigans again! Very funny movie! Damn, I hate that Saskare!

[Sprite A Day: 25]

Alright then...

Chaz-o - Pretty bad dude, sorry. The rape joke seemed like a copout. I liked the music and graphics, though.
Maddflash - Way too 'random' to even really laugh at. As a bit of advice, don't rely on songs to completely support your movies.
Dante - For some reason I couldn't stop laughing at the Kong. I didn't find any of the intentional humor funny but that character seemed so out of place it made me giggle.
Meatwadsprite - I want those 30 seconds back. I'm guessing Meatwad was kinda late on his part or something.
Supapeeves - Best scene of this whole collab. I watched it twice. No joke.
Coldricepudding - It wasn't funny, but almost better than everything else in this collection.
Rrool - Aahahhahhahhahaha what the hell. I have to admit that gave me a good laugh.
Emokiller - Kind of a bad joke but it could've been executed in a worse way. If five million people haven't seen that video it would've been funnier.
Stickmanslicer - Never do this again.

Overall, the SAD series suffers from the fact that, as talented as some of the authors really are, they choose such lackluster ways to showcase the works. I'm guessing the time limits kinda dampens it (unless these are all planned out on a forum or something) but most of the jokes are severely cookie-cutter and aren't even based on the original games enough.

I gave this a 5 cause Supapeeves and Rrool's parts were enough to give this a rating higher than 3. Other than that it was pretty lackluster.

My suggestions to make this better (or at least tolerable): Skip doing this as 'once a day' projects and make it weekly. Or at the least, every other day. Also, take a gamble dude, and just include all the parts. Maybe a scene you didn't like could've actually been considered good by others and would boost the reception this series usually gets.

In the end, I enjoy the idea. But it's packaging is rocky and needs to be sorted out.

[Bahamut's Fav. Reviews]

A review of "Bahamut's Fav Reviews"

I have to admit, I did NOT want to watch this at first. Seeing the 97kb filesize and the Mario head icon, I couldn't help but feel that I was gonna blam this movie straight to hell after watching it. As I clicked the bold "Watch this movie!" text, my cursor inched across the 0 Pico face, as he angrily shouts "BLAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP!". This usually happens whenever I get ready to watch a Cat Crew movie, or a false hentai video.

However, I was not prepared for what I got. A beautiful preloader and introduction later, I witnessed a great movie that could go up very well to the ranks of Indiana Jones or Transformers. Amazing development. Funny jokes. Lots of great content. Appearances by TOM FULP himself (!) and 'Metropolis Circuit' artist rtil, the two performing the roles of Jimmy the Janitor and Fat Seal #3, respectively. Once it ended, I could not believe it.

I sat in my chair. For more than eight minutes. Then I rushed my cursor over to the NG BBS.

I begged every single user on the BBS to check out the movie "Bahamut's Fav. Reviews". Most scoffed at me, but a few believed in my spirit, and went to blow their minds away at this marvel. My newspost was entirely dedicated to this movie, and received 300 comments! (Although 287 of them were by Betty calling me a whore, but still) I sent PMs to every user I knew, claiming how this movie changed my view on Newgrounds.

The movie begins with Bahamut greeting the Newgrounds viewers at home. Then, he goes through some of the best reviews in his personal opinion, and tells the people why he likes them. An optional Speakonia node is available for use. One of my greatest reviews is involved, although maybe not as great as my reviews for the final ATWI80D movie or "Saddam Death Video Leaked".

Overall, good movie, but could've been more visually appealing.

kinggila responds:

This review is epic³

[Rly Ghey Sprite Short #1]

Dang

I give this an 8 for the preloader alone.

And the Battletoad humping in the air

[woopa]

Haha, look at the silly dragon.

So red and funny-looking. Heeheehee!!! Standing in front of a flashy background. With crazy music. So funny. I found it hilarious. Nice graphics/tweeing/etc. Dragons are fuckin funny. Damn, this is a good movie. I suggest everyone watches it. I described this movie in this review and everything I said happens in this movie.

LordZeebmork responds:

sadly it will still probably get dicked for not agreeing with the popular opinion