MAYORMCHEESE's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bullet Bill]

Fun game!

Very nice, 'keep you on your toes' game. I screwed up at first, though, cause I thought the blocks would hurt you. D'oh! Very good otherwise.

[Make Your Own Story!!!]

"He took the shitty crowbar and fucked the beast's

balls. He then shitted all over Fred Durst, almost killing him."

This is amazing.

[Agent Scarecrow #1]

Very nicely done.

This game really surprised me. When I first started it, I thought to myself five minutes in "Oh damn, I have a bad feeling this is going to be cheese beyond belief". I was pretty wrong; The parts in the apartment really creeped me out, as did looking for the cubicle. It really kept you going for what was happening next.

There were some downsides, however. For one, that ridiculous fighting scene. No offense man, but it looked more like they were practicing ballet than fighting each other. Maybe next time it should be in first person, or maybe even RPG styled. The shooting portion was ridiculously hard, too.

I think the 'choose your path' parts of the game could be more challenging, as well. Granted, these types of games are unfortunately flawed to begin with, since you can do anything over that you screwed up on, but maybe cause some more consequences based on what you do.

Finally, the vocal audio got pretty shitty at times. Lots of nasty static popped in a couple times, which I suggest editing out sometime in the next installment.

Still, this is fantastic. I've kept the password for the next game down and I can't wait to try it out.

Johnnybdesign responds:

ROFL at the ballet. This is so funny. As I said, I didn't have any experience at all with fight scene. It was a big challenge for me. I would be happy to collaborate with experienced coders for future episodes.

Thanks for the review. I will keep your comments in mind for future chapters.

Cheers,
JB

[test skate game]

I actually liked this.

This has more potential than I thought it would. Lots of depth involved in the style, and several obstacles to encounter. I'd say the major problem has to be the tricks. Most of the time they don't really work, and you can't perform them while moving forward. I didn't encounter any 'Sean is gay' though. I'd say work on this, because it could be really good.

sambondashus responds:

lol i took the thing about my friend out. Ok thats 1 for yes and 1 for no

[Flash Halo: The Raid]

Really needs some improvement.

The game had a lot going for it, but it really needs some fine tuneage. I don't think each area should be timed. After five or so seconds pass, you immediately move to a new area, even if you didn't kill all the enemies. I don't personally see the point in that. Maybe it should be set so that you kill a *certain* enemy before you move on or something like that. And what's with the purple girl thing? Does it kill you or something? It just seems to be there for no reason to shoot at. Average shooting game that needs some tune-up.

[Four Second Firestorm]

Nice, a new game!

Right whenI was getting bored of the old one, too! Really great followup, too bad some of the games on this seem harder than the older ones. Nice job, now excuse me, I need to get back to playing this.

[how many kittens?]

What... WHAT is this about?

I'm missing something here. I don't know why, but it's hilarious. It's just... all it is is counting the same cat coming out of a container. Nothing else happens. But I find it funny. Probably the oddest NG submission I've ever seen.

[Four Second Frenzy]

Wow.

This might be the best game I've ever, EVER, played on Newgrounds. It's so addicting it's hysterical. The challenge is just out of this world. Some of the games don't have clear enough instructions but I'm forgiving that. If there were more sequels to this I would neve leave the internet.

[Mario Tetris: GM Edition]

Loved the design.

It was a fantastic feature to change the music, background, etc. It shows a lot of variety that could be used in a remake, instead of some dull plaid designs. Otherwise, not much of a change to Tetris. Luckily, the great atmosphere to this game saves it from being a so-so Flash.

[Kill The Pacman]

Mediocore game.

It's a neat concept, but the game was just boring. Horribly easy, as well, you could just bounce in one place several times and win instantly. I didn't get what was up with the beach ball, either. Unique, but needs tweaking.