Score: 10

"much better than the first"

submission: Epic Battle Fantasy 2

date: August 24, 2009

this was a great improvement over the first game. what bugged me about the first was that it seemed very unbalanced and focused on throwing more and more battles at you. everything seems much more organized in the sequel and the leveling/skill setting process gives you a chance to set the battling straight instead of mindlessly throwing random attacks and hoping to get lucky.

I'd say the only downside is that Toxic seems nerfed, I used it at least once nearly every battle and only one opponent was poisoned. but honestly though if 20 more of these were made i'd never complain about any of them.

btw, anyone having trouble with the medals should just go to the medals menu and resend all of them, that seemed to be the only way on my end to trigger them, and thank god they save the medals you got after the savepoints.

Score: 10

"i give up"

submission: Poozy eats chips

date: August 15, 2009

kill me

Score: 8

"well this owns"

submission: Street Fighter II' CE

date: July 8, 2009

not a bad port. i don't have any problem with the slowdown, doesn't throw me off too bad

too bad i can't do any motions worth a shit on a keyboard

Score: 10

"that's it"

submission: Anime Chicks Pooping 2!

date: July 8, 2009

we're calling off this engagement right now

what a dick. can't love his wife for who she is.

Score: 1

"oh wow"

submission: Sprite A Supremecy

date: July 2, 2009

i will ever complain about SAD ever again after i watched this movie

i liked the animation though

Score: 8

"i dunno"

submission: Sprite-A-Rant

date: June 25, 2009

if i'd lump KK/other crews with SAD

it's apples and oranges

Score: 4

"good job paperbat"

submission: Sprite A Day: 36

date: June 25, 2009

you captured davidzx's personality perfectly

Score: 3

"i give a 3"

submission: Sprite A Day: 34

date: June 23, 2009

for the tim allen sprite

newgrounds is dangerously low on celebrity sprite films. i have tried to set a good example using shaq as the main villain of my movies. sometimes it works. mostly it doesn't. but shaq is a good character none the less.

what makes celebrity spirtes funny are that they are beyond creative imagination. was there ever a 'Ghost' NES game? i would've loved to see a whoopi goldberg sprite in sprite a day 50 or something. a big celebration, hosted by whoopi. whoopi is one of my favorite video game characters of all time. in the top 10, AT LEAST. she's no alex kidd, but still.

i've always wanted a charles bronson sprite collection. the death wish series on the SNES were quite good. DW2 wasn't as good as DW1 but it still played fine. my favorite death wish sprite parody is "Death Piss 2" by randy solem. i love it when charles went "fucking shit!" and took a shit on penny bain. ahahah, gooooood times

my goal with utilizing shaq is to create a nice atmosphere in the ninja kids movies. sometimes he's lonely. sometimes he's crazy. he's very four dimensional. on ninja kids X3, which i won a daily first place award for and received $20000 for, people wrote that shaq was their favorite character, and in the scene where shaq finally confronts aero the acrobat, some of them even cried. randy solem himself said that he deleted rise of the mushroom kingdom cause i topped him. wow. think about that for a second.

in the end, we could all win by celebrity sprite films. gilligan's island on the nes has not received a sprite parody yet. neither has snoopy's wacky sports, or michael jordan in the windy city on the SNES. remember baby's day out? i don't, but a rom for the genesis exists. imagine the possibilities. sprite a day 70, baby's day out edition. just imagine.

other than that though, not very good. the one with kiddy kong chasing that anime guy was amazing but got ruined by that dumb joke of dixie fucking donkey kong. so, i give it a 3. keep all my important criticism in mind, though.

Score: 9

"wait"

submission: Pokemon Master EP 19

date: June 18, 2009

that's not a pikachu, that's a raichu. watch me as i go complain to the bbs.

Score: 10

"lmao"

submission: Kitty Krew Opening J

date: June 9, 2009

i think BFK's ban is actually over now cause they forgot to renew

but uh

this owns