lmao

ciara and bleek?

bleek?

*laughs*

ok lets do this

i feel ashamed of myself for starting a new post over the amazing "gimme dat alcohol" video post but i wanted to get this off my chest

im sure some of you have played (or at least noticed) the Cooking mama parody that just got uploaded to NG. it's PETA sponsored and pretty biased in favor of meat of course but i dont think it's a bad game myself. it reminds me of NG's older assassin-like games, the feeling is very oldschool

that being said, does the content of the message or whatever really irk people that badly? opinions of PETA aside I dont' see why people would despise the game, other than not liking the game mechanics

such as these reviews:
"First off, the actual game is shit. There were many problems with the mouse controls and it was pretty much all the same. That's what you get when the developers are hippies who suffer from protein deficiency. Go fuck yourselves and stop guilting people to engage in self destructive dietary practices by showing them cherry picked video clips from third world factory farms. Stop ruining peoples clothing just because they chose to not wear shitty artificial fabrics. Lastly, stop demonizing a children's game because it happens to feature meat dishes.

There is nothing wrong with Cooking Mama and nothing wrong with preparing already dead animals. Stop making us look like savages by making normal food preparation look disgusting. There is no blood or feathers in eggs and when you cut meat, it doesn't bleed profusely. I hope Nintendo sues your ass for billions and makes you homeless so you have to live off of McDonalds. If that doesn't happen, then I hope you know that thousands of rodents and reptiles where mashed to death by the combines that harvest the soy needed for the bland tofu-turkey you will probably have this holiday season. This Christmas, I will eat 4 different meats and will beat the shit out of every Peta member I see protesting around my favorite butcher and clothing shops."

yeah one sentence of "ummm i didn't like the mouse!!!" and a five-page rant on the content. and of course 'People find this review helpful!'. what does this have to do with anything? i can go to any message board and see "GODDAMNIT I HATE PETA FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK", this isn't opening my eyes or anything.

"Seriously, this is a direct rip-off of Nintendo's franchise. You guys are going to get your asses handed to you in a lawsuit so bad, and I'm going to laugh when that happens.

Also, you're trying to convert people to vegetarianism on Newgrounds? Do you know the kind of people that there are here??? Jeez."

lawsuits again. why do people wish lawsuits on NG movies? anything on NG? this site's already been fucked by the likes of Peanuts/Smurfs/Lego/etc. oh wait its a movie/game i hate I HOPE THEY GET FUCKEN SUED (see: sprite movies)

"The world hates PeTA.

What pisses me off even more is that Newgrounds front-paged this.

Seriously PeTA, this is natural selection at work. It happens in nature, it happens with humans, too. We eat turkeys because they are easy to kill and eat. That's the way life is. Please leave normal people alone."

yeah it does suck that NG front paged this, more dumb reviewers will leave their eyeopening opinions!!!

"Aside from being heinously bugged (I rarely even had a mouse; pulling the organs out of the ass cavity was IMPOSSIBLE for me on a laptop), this preachy shit has no place in society.

You want to make a Flash that's worthwhile, make SimImmigrant or something. Please. Turkeys have no federally protected rights? What about HUMAN FUCKING BEINGS? People get shot trying to cross the border here ALL THE TIME.

So please, spare us your buggy, message-heavy, pro-vegetarian crap. Eating meat is a proud tradition in my family, and we're not going to cash in our hedonism so we can become estrogen-laden, tofu-eating, turkey-hugging twats."

FUCKING HIPPIE FAGGOTS STOP TRYING TO TAKE AWAY MY TURKEY oh the game is buggy i guess

uhhhhhh it goes on and on and on

FUN TIP FOR NEWGROUNDS REVIEWERS:

- don't let the message get to you too hard

latttttteeeeeeer

gimme that alchohol

make an MC Kids flash

^ listen to the fucken song on that third stage. g*d*mn

i heard a dipset song that sample trans siberian orchestra!!!

i never really liked TSO but damn

go 40

youre a b*tch

nevermind

i feel special

yeah not very good but whatev

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